5 jokes from Alex

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Here are five jokes you can tell your friends, family, enemies, cats, etc.:

  1. How many quantum physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb? – Three: One to move the ladder around, one to swap the bulbs, and one to calculate the most probable position of the socket.
  2. Knock knock – Who’s there? – Ram – Ram who? – Battering ram. *wham*
  3. How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? – Two: One to check the documentation for LightBulb and LightBulbSocket, and one to removeBulb() and screwInBulb(Bulb *newBulb)
  4. Knock knock – Who’s there? – Owls go – Owls go who? – Yes, yes they do!
  5. The pessimist sees a glass half empty, the optimist sees a glass half full, and the politician assures me that the glass would be more empty ā€“ or less full ā€“ if the opposition were in charge.

Haha! Hope you had a good laugh!

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